Don’t you just hate terrorists? Even when they fail, they make life difficult for us. Back in December 2001, just three months after 9/11, Richard Reid, a passenger on an American Airlines flight, tried to ignite explosives hidden in his shoes. Fortunately for everyone on board, Reid’s shoe size was considerably higher than his IQ. He brought attention to himself, was subdued by passengers and is currently serving a life sentence at a maximum security prison in Colorado, the only prisoner in America required to wear plastic see-through shoes.

One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, “If I throw this $100 bill off this jet, I’ll make one person happy!”

A man was filling out a job application. He came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He wrote, “No.” The next question for people who had answered “Yes” to the previous question, was “Why?” The man answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”

Street dentistI don’t mean to alarm you, but there’s a lot of faking going on –- and not just in the bedroom. Everyone’s involved in some form of faking, and if you don’t believe me, just visit your local high school. You’ll see fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake nails and fake breasts –- and that’s just in the teachers’ lounge. Melvin Durai writes more.

You would just not be able to stop laughing these silly yet too humorous jokes. Wanna bet?

My wife has just completed a Ph.D., which means that, between the two of us, we now have two doctorates. Yes, she has two and I have none. She’s a double-doctor; I’m a double-dunce. She just finished defending her dissertation; I just finished defending my dessert. “Hey, keep your hands off the ice cream. I’m saving it for breakfast!” Melvin Durai writes more.

This is a very serious threat, particularly for young people. Please take extra precautions in your lives. Please also share this important information with your friends, so that no harm comes to them too.

This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. (Incorrect spelling has been left in.)

There was a simple and little Hindu priest who lived in Mathura. Once he had the chance to go visit the Pope at the Vatican in Italy. After travelling to the Vatican, he walked up the steps and through the halls of the opulent building where the Pope stayed. He looked in awe at the beautiful marble floors and majestic columns. Then he came into the Pope’s office and he greeted the Pope who was seated behind his desk. The little Hindu priest sat nearby and they exchanged pleasantries. Then the Hindu priest noticed a red phone sitting at the end of the desk. So the Hindu priest asked what it was.

By Melvin Durai Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying British Airways Flight 324 nonstop from London to New York. We are still awaiting our security clearance from U.S. authorities, but it’s safe to assume that we’ll land in New York sometime in the next month or so. [...]