Ignoble Awards – 2009
Ignoble Award 2009 Making diamonds out of tequila, finding out that cows with names milk better than anonymous ones and a bra that can be used as a gas mask in emergency — the IgNobels this year have been as outrageous and as amusing as ever. A pair of British researchers who found that dairy cows with names yield more milk than unnamed cows More...
Humour Time!
Dead or alive! First Kid: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me. I fell down and became unconscious. Second Kid: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or did you die? First Kid: I don’t More...
Just laugh it out
1. A man goes hiking. he gets tired after a while and finds a cave to rest in he sees a shining light at the end of the tunnel its a magic lamp he rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says, “I will give More...
Driving a Stick
By Melvin Durai I tried to warn her. I tried to tell my wife, Malathi, that learning to drive a stick shift is much harder than an automatic, but did she listen? Nope, she was too busy drooling over the burgundy More...
Keep laughing
Poverty Son: Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? Mother: I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Son: Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin So much for appreciation One summer More...
Hilarious Thoughts
‘People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up.’ Gallagher ‘The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for More...
Rejection on Borders
Dennis and I had never been to Canada. So, in February of 1971 we decided to hitchhike from Terre Haute, Indiana to Toronto by way of Detroit. A kindly gentleman in a pick-up truck offered to take us over the bridge More...
Wants & Women
Throughout history, men have been trying to impress women, and throughout history, men have failed miserably. It began with Oongah the caveman, who thought he could impress the cavewomen by hunting mammoths and More...
Indian English: It vill be wery helpful, yaar!
It is the year 2020 and call centres are opening all over the West, as the new economic power India Students outsources work to the countries where many jobs originated. Millions of Americans, still struggling to More...
Chinese Humor
A Chinese old man A Chinese old man was enjoying a hamburger in a shopping mall in New York. He was constantly watching a teenager sitting not far from him. The teenager has spiked hair in all different colors: More...
